even bigger on twitter,
& like most, dwarf on Google+.
Dead on Orkut,
ghost on LinkedIn,
& never even farted on Friendio.
“What is Quora?” he asks on Quora,
accepts anyone & everyone on Foursquare,
& plans to do ‘Ctrl C & P’ on Goodreads.
Some have asked him “why on Blogspot
& not on Wordpress?”
& he says with pride “I’m now on Pintrest.”