Tuesday, September 20, 2022

👽The 'It' specie: On earth called as Kiran

The story so far: in the beginning the earth was created. That led to a jamboree in the universe; but a set of extraterrestrial species were angry. They regarded that as a bad move; they thought humans will overpower one and all. And that happened. The humans evolved at a lightening speed. They came ruthlessly, they saw with bloodshot eyes, and they conquered with vengence. Nothing could stop them on their march towards glory.

But then, 'it'happened to earth. And nothing made the aliens more happy to find one of its kind finding its feet on planet earth.

You would want to know more of it, its time of birth, its gender, its childhood, its upbringing, its thought process, its life so far, its dispair; but no need to go into it, it was that wasted. Infact, T.S. Elliot wrote Waste Land. But 'it'  was a far bigger waste than anything that a human could ever imagine. 

But whether it was the 'wastest of all' that one couldn't help but notice or whether that title would be taken up by some lessser specie.. like say some human, you will be able to decide that on your own..just read on. 

So, what made it so different you might ask!

- People tapped his mouth and wrote 'shhhh'. Because it was so full of shit. 

- It stood with a big vessel on its shoulders posing cross-legged, with a wide smile, while a dog is passing by without noticing it. Because it was so good-for-nothing kinda specie.

- It could shake a leg and hand, and what-not parts of its body in the most unrhythmic way that only it could perform. Because it was so away from us humans.

- It layed its hands on men and women with such ease and elan with ziltch effort. Because its hands like serpentine could slither on anything and all. 

- It was the 'butt' in the butt of jokes. And it had no qualms about it, instead enjoyed that title. Because.. can't say this again and again.. it was not a human.

- It had a certain dislike for a certain human called Aaron. And it made it very clear by pulling Aaron by any part of his body that was jutting out: including tongue, balls, and.. feel free to imagine. Because if it disliked someone, it disliked someone. Period. 

- It could eat food of God knows what number of people, if served. Because it liked shitting. So it ate and ate.. to shit more. 

- It was a workcoholic..  worked on weekends too. But that was far from the truth. Because it never worked. It was like a pig.. and lazy was its middle name. 

- Its' stomach buldged out too. Some might think it was carrying another it. Maybe. Maybenot. But if that is true, planet earth is being colonized by this baffoonery baffling bizzare beacon of hope of aliens!

Btw.. before this piece saw the light of the day.. it has read this nonsensical unworthiest why-it-was-ever-written shitty piece! Let's say because it is a chutspah.. or say has chutzpah of brazenly owning this truth.

Thursday, September 15, 2022

🤯 Mad for each other

He loved her, she loved him even more
Together, they strongly held the oar 

He bled, she stood with the medical tool
Together, they fought the ghoul

He climbed the ladder, she beamed
Together, they vibed and dreamed

His passionate kisses painted her lips
Her hugs were made for YRF scripts

His gram became their family album
Her prayers became their family anthem

Somedays, they bruised each other
Somedays, they couldn't face each other

But then they doused the fire with tears & laughter
And sweared to never give up on each other 

👶Father'Child'hood

For long, he was a child
He still is, but can't be one

For long, he stayed with his fears
He still does, but can't express

For long, he loved playing
He still loves, but can't play anymore

For long, he just wanted to himself
He still wants to, but can never be one

Thursday, August 4, 2022

Her name is Aaradhya

(I met Aaradhya in a village {our base camp} while I went on a trek. On probing few elders got to know a bit about her.. that made my eyes moist and my heart just couldn't stop beating for her) 

She didn’t have much going her way
Was six months old when she lost her mother
Hardly saw her father as he used to work faroff
Had no children her age.. in that tiny village
Had one duckling toy in her hand, which am sure would have been her life
When my troop were eating poha, she ate too sitting at one corner.. all alone

Seeing her, I gave her a pack of jimjam, and her face lit like the brightest star in the sky
I took a minute to do my chores and came back to check on her.. and she was gone.. her plate still had poha
I went searching for her.. and found her in one corner eating jimjam
I asked her if she liked it..
She smilingly nodded her head
And I went inside and got her one more pack
And she burst giving her widest widest smile
She laughing ran around in circles with a jmjam pack in each of her hand..
..that tears ballooned in my eyes

I was low on charge.. but next moment I showed her a mobile game that my daughter had downloaded in my phone
It was a simple ‘decoratig the cake’ game
She snatched the phone with both her hands..
And started colourfully decorating the cake, and kept laughing on top of her voice..
That laughter sound is still there in my eardrums

If you have read till here:
We are blessed with a lot. Try doing your bit for the have-nots. Because your one bit, will fill their heart will happiness aplenty.


⚪Marble

I used to hold it in between my index finger and thumb. And kept rolling it in slo-mo. Inside one, nano-particles sparkled as stars in the galaxy. Putting me in a realm – as if I could tame the galaxy between my two fingers. The more I rolled it, it voodooed me, sucked me inside it, and made me a part of a magical divinity.


I wonder why I still whey there, play there, stay there, lay there. Unchanging my day, every day, like it’s my Groundhog Day – my start, my middle, my end.

Lot has flown in the river, rocks turned into pebbles turned into nothing; moons have passed the sky times infinite; skies turning black, grey, indigo; and I got hold of a few marbles, again.

My eyes opening like lightning burst of stars as I held one in between my index finger and thumb. And kept rolling it in slo-mo. Inside one, nano-particles sparkled as stars in the galaxy. Putting me in a realm – as if I could tame the galaxy between my two fingers. The more I rolled it, it voodooed me, sucked me inside it, and made me a part of a magical divinity.

🙃in the middle of nowhere

In the middle of scrolling through what-not insta reels
avoiding FOMO by gluing eyes to ads in-between youtube videos
reading missable ads that camouflage in the middle of quora Q&A’s
giving a straight face to those faces on senseless memes
stagnancy hits you

In the middle of adjusting and whipping your glasses
blurring vision for looking constantly at irrelevant things
fingers pausing to type and yet typing all-things-random
being okay-notOkay-yetOkay with your haggard appearance  
life questions you

For the swollen eyes, numb mind, cold heart
refuge is taken under songs, quotes, and vices
ted-talks, ott energy vampire, and meds-n-beds
in lotus position where the monkey mind is always unstill
and there, the quagmire existence still haunts you

Thursday, May 26, 2022

➰ ये रिश्ते

Aaj ek baat hui
Ek chotti si bacche dikhi

Joh dikhega.. woh dekhenge toh

Aasu ke daag thay.. uske gaalo par
Dhool ne bana liya tha.. usko apna ghar

Mayusi se.. woh mila rahi thi nazaar
Gareebi ka.. na dikh raha tha uss par koi asar

Joh nahi dhikega.. woh dekhenge toh

Woh langar ka khana kha rahi thi..
kabhi maa ke haath se..
toh kabhi baap ke haath se..

Woh bina soche pakkad rahi thi..
kabhi maa ka pallu..
toh kabhi baap ki kameez

Toh joh dikhega.. woh dekhenge..
toh unke paas tha kuch nahi

Joh nahi dhikega.. woh dekhenge..
toh unke paas tha sab kuch